Dear Boys Behind Me

I'm so glad this is where you came to solve all your big problems,
It's exactly what I wanted to overhear while trying to do homework.
I came to the coffee shop to escape noise and drama.
Thanks for that.

I am sorry to hear you once had to go a whole week without your iPod,
But luckily you're still talking, so you didn't actually 'loose you mind.'
And I'm so glad you were able to decide to go with the white shoes rather than the red ones;
Even though red is a more dominant color,
It's a good idea to go with the option that will match your wardrobe.
And your friends are right, the details will pop more.
It's too bad your friend got screwed on the pair of shoes he bought,
Glad you dodged that bullet.
And kudos for staying off facebook,
I'm sure your 630 friends really, really miss you.
And I totally get what you're saying about texting people you don't know well,
Calling them is just awkward.
We wouldn't want that.
Oh, and can you tell me again the name of that app that tells me when all the other apps go on sale?
Sounds totally awesome.
I hate to break it to you, but your friend's iPod totally goes louder than yours,
He was right. The butt head.
I can't believe he's had 4 iPod touches, and now he thinks he wants an iPod Classic 7th generation?
Who does he think he is?
You showed him with that million dollars worth of illegal downloads you have on your iPod.
Sure put him in his place.
He's such a loser, having to ride the bus to school.
And he calls you stupid, he's the wrestler!
Don't let your friends get you in trouble,
There's no way anyone can find out about the brownies.
And asbestous doesn't sound like that big of a deal,
30 minutes can't do that much long term damage.
What a loser that one kid from school is,
I can't believe his curfew is 8:00.
Oh, and I totally get what you mean about math,
I hate it when my homework is so boring it's hard.
And that English worksheet seems totally bogus.
I can not believe that one teacher has winked at you five times since the start of the year,
What a catch.
And your friend is right, the punchy-thingy is a way better way of judging strength rather than the bench press.

If you have to be home by 9:00,
It is going to be a long hour and half.